i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
There r osticjed everywhere
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
