Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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