He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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