The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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