she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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