Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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