Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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