Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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