Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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