I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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