I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
