We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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