I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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