Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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