I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
where am i from again
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Pooping to opera.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
