fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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