your room smells of hookers.
And success
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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