Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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