haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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