Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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