I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
