Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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