I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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