Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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