Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
this will be a night to untag.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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