I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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