Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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