her vagine was all disorganized.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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