Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
you had me at cake vodka
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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