I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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