Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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