Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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