Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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