At least make sure they are 18
Why
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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