You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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