Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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