Even the bartender felt bad for me
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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