I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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