Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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