He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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