but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
