worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
there's paper in my vomit.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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