i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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