margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I think I died a long time ago.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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