How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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