Its about making memories worth repressing
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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