My nipple is on Facebook.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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