At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
