guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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