if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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